LUI is IDLE would be an amazing title for ths post, but it’s the opposite!
It turns out that the only thing that Pour Lui can’t do well is retire. Yes, friends, despite having tied up her BiS career twice now, and despite being old enough to be mother to most of RIOT BABY, Lui, idol GOAT and progenitor of most things loud and bloody and rude, is coming back … with BILLIE IDLE:
— BILLIE IDLE® (@b_idle_official) May 12, 2018
Oh, and there’s going to be a new album, whatevs
The Natalie.mu article has a ton of photos from the unveiling; these are easily my favorites:
I’m not saying that she’s center, but I’d love to see her and Uika fight for it
“Say, Maniac,” I can hear you thinking, “wasn’t it Homicidols.com that once threw out the idea that Pour Lui would be joining up with BILLIE IDLE after her retirement?”
It kind of was! Actually, Kerrie’s IDLE is DEAD theory was way brutaler and involved movement in another direction, but it definitely did have Lui and Uika and Nozomi being together again. In actuality, the big winner is Viz Major for piecing together the most-attested-but-least-likely conspiracy theory ever proposed:
Let’s give him a hand. And then let’s ponder exactly how much much, and how high, is going to be coming from BILLIE IDLE’s next album. Let’s also speculate as to exactly how long Lui and Uika can go before somebody tries to stab somebody else, or before Momo gets tired of them both and hires a hitman. At present, it’s all smiles:
プールイ、BILLIE IDLE®にようこそ！ pic.twitter.com/fGA2mYsv4t
— ファーストサマーウイカ (@FirstSummerUika) May 12, 2018
Fortunately, we’ll get to watch it all unfold on Adventures in Pour Lui’s YouTube Dungeon!