I will, even at great personal cost*, make more of you people into POPPiNG EMO fans. Like, yeah, maybe you actually secretly all are in fact completely, hopelessly owned by The Other Unit Close to SCRAMBLES and are just really good at hiding it. No! It beggars belief! So maybe then the solution is to simply present more recent evidence and loudly demand through clenched teeth (I’m not mad! You’re mad!) that you will look at it and like it or you won’t get any Jell-O for dessert.

And on that cheery note, I present the latest MV from POPPiNG EMO, as usual released because they feel like it:

I’ll be the first to concede that it’s neither their best work nor their most energetic, but given the interactions I’ve had with you all over the years, I’d say there’s even money at least that there’s something here for you if you like rock music between 1991 and 2010, in general, like idol after 2010 or maybe even have a passing acquaintance with Pat Benatar. It’s good without having to be bursting with sunshine and happiness; it rocks without having to try really hard to convince you of it. And I presume that if you’re reading posts on this website, then those are all things that you take as positives, and so by now you have made the critical decision to support POPPiNG EMO.

If “SELFISH” didn’t get the job done, maybe this fresh clip from their most recent one-man will:

*Not, like, money cost; more like emotional cost