The Americans are taking over the Fun! In the spirit of the 4th of July, us Yanks with no social media savvy have wrested control of the Friday Fun away from our resident British monarch, Kerrie.
This revolution should in no way be seen as Kerrie’s punishment for last Friday’s Fun, #AltIdolBabyShower, leaking a little too far into reality.
— sxexnxa (@sxexnxa) July 1, 2019
Other than SENANAN taking the idea literally, the rest of you were surprisingly well behaved.
— Christian Winsall (@toxicbreakfast) June 28, 2019
As we recover from our raucous Independence Day celebrations of hot dogs, monster trucks, fireworks and Pabst Blue Ribbon (ed. actually I just binged Stranger Things and had a Chinese chicken salad), we ask you to imagine, what would our land of the free and home of the brave look like if had been founded by idols, for idols?
- What if the Constitutional Congress had been run like a BiS audition?
- What if Zero-chan had crossed the icy Delaware wielding a baseball bat with nails in it?
- What if Hanako-san had gotten to add a few amendments to the Bill of Rights?
- What if Melon Batake a Go-Go had their very own State?
Tell us using the hashtag #UnitedStatesOfIdol.
And Kerrie will be back next week. I’m sure she’s already well into plotting her coup d’etat to put down our uprising and retake her throne. It’s gonna hurt.