I just keep giggling about this. I really don’t know.
You tell me. Honestly. What the hell all is going on here? Idol Cannonball Run: The Motion Picture would create the single hottest holiday toy craze in history — vomit-inducing hot sauce! ill-fitting fitness wear! gratuitous bikini tops! — if it lived up to half of its potential. Like, AV vs. MV? More like Pour Lewd amirite?
I’m trying to imagine Watanabe as a film mogul the likes of which … well, we’d need a hashtag campaign the likes of which we’ve never seen by the time he was done.
There are other details and stuff. I’m sure some of it is important. That’s the trailer, though, and please excuse me while I go watch it again with a dumbfounded look on my face instead of contributing a single thing of substance to this post other than to highlight the film’s existence.
— BiS−新生アイドル研究会-オフィシャル (@BiSidol) January 19, 2018