Okay, first and foremost, this all is in fact pretty cool:

【Official FanClub "Linkage"】会員限定グッズ販売開始！
メンバーデザインのグッズも多数！この機会に是非GETしてください！https://t.co/jBbHSvW9RF pic.twitter.com/K4lEuklYi1

— PassCodeオフィシャル (@passcodeO) June 29, 2016

HOWEVER.

1. “Nippon Chachacha”?
2. I’d love to make that Yuna Scream image as iconic as The Clash’s London Calling cover.
3. The phone cases and keychains? Cute.
4. I’d like to know who designed that “Tote Bag” tote bag. Clever.
5. I’d really like to know who designed that steaming-pile PassCode tote.

This may be Nao making her responsibilities known:

日本チャチャチャーーーー日本チャチャチャーーーー日本チャチャチャーーーーー pic.twitter.com/HX7E3mgiWV

— 南菜生@PassCode (@PassCode_nao) June 29, 2016

The real lesson here? PassCode is cool and good and also a bunch of absolute weirdos.