It’s a slower kind of day out there, amigos, but thank goodness for the genuine breadth and depth of idol, as it can turn over almost anything to talk about. For instance, today, Terry noticed that Candye Syrup had uploaded a new song Not new-new, given that it’s dated to the same day as “CSIS,” but new enough for us!
All right, I don’t like that one as much. It sounds like a midi version of a better song, which HORSE the Band proved can be cool like 20 years ago, but isn’t guaranteed to be a success. I’d normally be pretty excited about 1.5 total breakdowns in a song, too, but Candye Syrup breakdowns are less double-fisted face-melting soul destroyers and more excuses to have Non grunt and then do the Nick Jonas Guitar Solo of Breakdowns; compare to their other two releases to date if you don’t believe me.
Man, I don’t usually put out negative opinions so freely. Feels weird. I’ll keep it going, hell: Does anybody have a translation of the lyrics? I’d like to know if “SCREAMING CRAZY WORLD” has any bearing in the subject matter or if it’s just a low-key grab for edginess.
Yeah. Don’t like it!