I’m not going to pretend that what I’m about to show you is the heaviest, loudest, most brutal idol thing to ever happen, nor the most society-ripping punk rock, nor even a plus-creative power pop number. All I’m going to say is, when you have a chance to highlight pirate idols, you do it:

That’s how you MV, people

That’s Earphones (Twitter), if you’re interested. This is to promote their second album. That’s all I know about them, which is all that Pure Idol Heart told me about them, and it’s frankly all I need to know because when you put that MV on top of a track that reminds me why I always liked Armor Girls, you’re making great things happen.