Top Ten Idol Screaming Songs To Intimidate You Into Completing Your Morning Run

/ Kerrie

HEY YOU! YOU LAZY PIECE OF TRASH!!!!!!

ARE YOU SLACKING OFF AGAIN!?

IS THE EDM AND MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC DOING NOTHING!?

SHAME ON YOU!!!

WHAT YOU NEED IS SOMEONE SCREAMING INTO YOUR EAR!!!!!!

RUN PIGGIE RUN! RUN!!! THAT’S RIGHT! YOU’RE TOO INTIMIDATED TO STOP RUNNING NOW, AREN’T YOU? ARE YOU FEARING FOR YOUR LIFE? THAT MEANS IT’S WORKING!!!

HERE’S OUR TEN PICKS OF THE MOST INTENSE CHAOTIC IDOL SCREAMING GUARANTEED TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER STOP RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

  1. HUMAN DIE!!! – Juuyondaime Toilet no Hanako-San
  2. SHARR – BiSH
  3. Ah – Guso Drop
  4. Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi – mistress
  5. MSZE – Juuyondaime Toilet no Hanako-San
  6. Painfully Violent – Guso Drop
  7. Koi Dora!? – Broken by the Scream
  8. IDOL OF DEATH – Candye Syrup
  9. Plays with Nietzsche – Yukueshirezutsurezure
  10. Kyosokafutanari (Kaishiki) – Yukureshirezutsurezure (for your cooldown period)

2 thoughts on “Top Ten Idol Screaming Songs To Intimidate You Into Completing Your Morning Run”

    • DEADLIFT LOLITA IS FOR PANSIES!!!!! TRUE ATHLETES GET FIT BY SWEATING THEMSELVES IN TERROR AT THE UNGODLY SCREECHES OF YOUNG JAPANESE WOMEN AND TOILET GHOSTS!!!!!!!

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