For this week’s Oshi Digest, Oshi agreed* to allow me to follow her around for the better part of a day so as to give you, the reader, a better opportunity to see how it is that the literal idol undead conduct their business.

Here’s how oshi creates her signature look:

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— 瑳里 (@sari_mdr) December 30, 2017

It starts with someone else’s face, then makeup …

The result?

💄 #blueline #bluelips #makeup #shironuri

A post shared by 瑳里 (@sari_japan) on Jan 7, 2018 at 4:44am PST

Just look at this dang icon, heading out around town like she doesn’t have a care in the world other than the complete destruction of the human race:

🤙❤️🤙 pic.twitter.com/l5OzPbTfid

— 瑳里 (@sari_mdr) January 7, 2018

This machine didn’t have any toys that Oshi wanted, so … the machine doesn’t exist anymore, and all cameras within a 100-yard radius simply never worked again:

📣瑳里撮影会の空枠募集📣
1月8日(月祝)

【個人撮影会】
25分枠/1枠¥7500
瑳里手描き絵はがき付き
・12:00〜
・12:30〜
の二枠が予約キャンセルの為、急遽募集致します！
本日20:00にnecrobuppan@gmail.comまでお時間の希望とお名前をお願いします。
【先着順】となります、よろしくお願い致します！ pic.twitter.com/lZt7zi9oAk

— NECRONOMIDOL (@NECRONOMIDOL) January 6, 2018

Then it was back to the crypt that doubles as NECRONOMIDOL HQ, where Oshi was assisting Hina with the dissection of a self-sacrificing wota for a school project. There weren’t any paper towels around to clean up afterwards; what’s a blood-powered netherdemon to do in such a situation?

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— 瑳里 (@sari_mdr) January 4, 2018

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And from there, to rest up. Oshi doesn’t so much “sleep” as she does “slumber” — this isn’t naps, more like shutting off to recharge — and she was accordingly back to haunting all who don’t show her enough deference mere hours later.

*More accurately, she tolerated my leaping from shadow to shadow and pretended not to notice that I was following her