To Answer Questions about a Certain Video That’s Floating Around

I got kind of excited, too, but:

  1. No.
  2. No.
  3. I’m sure that’s true for you, but there’s no way that all of the people who come into contact with it will, so at least have the good sense to keep it private or inside a closed circle.
  4. Maybe. There have been previous leaks that felt a little on the official side.
  5. Absolutely not, unless ^ is obvious.