A few days late to this party, but the Tokyo Idol Festival (a cesspool of scum and villainy) has been releasing its schedule so far. Here’s how I reacted to some of the news as it came out on Friday.

Oh no. https://t.co/OffeUVMart

— Homicidol Maniac (@homicidols) April 8, 2016

Uh oh. https://t.co/pPAIl6AUk6

— Homicidol Maniac (@homicidols) April 8, 2016

And there we go. https://t.co/mLQqFosOdA

— Homicidol Maniac (@homicidols) April 8, 2016

See, TIF is kind of a big deal. Like, the biggest idol festival. The one that can catapult you to national, even international, attention. It’s no place for the kinds of ruffians that inhabit this domain. Continue reading →