We made it! To what? To the gol-durned summer, ya jamokes! Oh man, I cannot express how good this makes me feel. For those outside of the United States: This weekend, which includes the Memorial Day holiday on Monday, is the semi-canonical start of summer; I happened to goose it a little bit extra for myself by taking time away from work yesterday, too. And oh was it glorious — with a warm breeze blowing and a DJ poorly mixing hip-hop and reggae, I had passable local beers with friends and ate way too much Mexican food. Over the next couple of days, I’ll be beautifying Maniac Mansion, hitting a beach, slow-cooking meat and unwinding as much as a person can. NOTHING CAN STOP ME.
This Weekender, which is a fine one, is incidentally a perfect one for a weekend like this. Even if you’re on the other side of the planet and are in fact preparing for winter, this liminal spot on the calendar is perfect for getting into the groove that’ll power idol forward over the next few months, through TIF and beyond.
So let’s commence. Prepare yourself for the kinds of little joys that come only a few times per year, when the confluence of life cycles is just right. Go play the Fun, then delve into this idol stuff, and for the love of all things holy don’t do anything that you don’t need to.
Some of Us Have to Work, You Jerk!
Yep, NEO JAPONISM is officially on hiatus now:
【NEO JAPONISMより謝罪と活動休止のお知らせ】https://t.co/QzmfvEWtIe
— NEO JAPONISM (@NEOJAPONISMinfo) May 22, 2019
Not getting into the reasons why, which are predictable and sometimes stupid
At least they left us with a final live video of the classic lineup:
If you remember when we were lucky enough to re-publish The Idol Suicides, this piece going around will give you a completely new perspective on the idol business:
The Idol Management Business: No Room for Small Fry? https://t.co/UScTat0U7I
— Daemon ☠ Aimless (@DaeMetal) May 25, 2019
Monster of Dolls, take two:
Remember to sign up for #MonsterOfDolls2020! Signing up this early gives you the chance to be choosen for free (VIP type too!) tickets, or a discount on tickets, once the event preparations are all set. It's free, and it'll help us get noticed! 💕🤟🏻
— Monster Of Dolls (@monster_dolls) May 21, 2019
Malcolm Mask McLaren have a new single on the way; I almost wish that they hadn’t previewed it with this!
A little bit late here, but Task have Fun is a very good reason to go to Paris:
Task have Fun have been announced as official guests for Japan Expo Paris 2019! Congratulations!
Don’t miss their energetic shows, as they currently are one of the rising star acts of the indie idol scene for the past couple of years!#TaskhaveFun #BonjourIdol
— BONJOUR IDOL公式 🇫🇷 (@bonjour_idol) May 16, 2019
And Koutei Camera Girl Drei is a good reason to go to … well, Canada:
Koutei Camera Girl Drei are rehearsing on the floor…. I wonder what that means? 🙂
Plus this new song is straight FIRE@kouteca3 pic.twitter.com/yirEmiYZjW— NextMusicFromTokyo (@NextMusicTokyo) May 21, 2019
Another clip of the new one from Osaka Shunkashuto:
A neat self-intro by Okinawa Electric Girl Saya:
沖縄出身東京在住18歳
沖縄電子少女彩 自己紹介動画
Pops、Noise、電子音楽など様々な音楽と旅しています。18year-old musician living in Tokyo from Okinawa
Okinawa Electronic Girl Saya, self-introduction movie
I am traveling with various music such as pops, noise and electronic music. pic.twitter.com/upkNIcJL2k— 沖縄電子少女彩 Okinawa Electric Girl Saya 5/15コラボアルバムリリース (@Tincy_saya) May 22, 2019
Look at this awesome Band ja Naimon! performance:
I wanted to include this little clip of AIBECK because I was thinking of them and went and noticed how well they’re doing, and it made me feel really happy for them, especially An’z:
🔴5/25LIVE
🔴高田馬場エリア 3マン
AIBECKバンド
@予約特典GEThttps://t.co/l6NolU0pKS pic.twitter.com/wLnYT1y0Xy— ◉AIBECK【2019.5/26東名阪ワンマンツアー】 (@AIBECK_) May 22, 2019
What the hell, SOZELICA!
Excellent fan art:
I drew a picture of Chiaki Mayumura.
She is a trackmaker and a Japanese idol singer.#illustration #MayumuraChiaki #trackmaker#イラスト#描いてみた#眉村ちあき#マーメイドちゃん#japaneseidol pic.twitter.com/VNl83V0KIa— マッチャンヤサグレ (@matchanYASAGURE) May 23, 2019
The shaking camera makes this Re:PiGU live even better:
I was excited as hell when avandoned tweeted this out, but it “only” features a couple of members and isn’t theirs actually:
Idol in Focus
This week’s Idol in Focus is sugartrap / Harami no Jan, who actually had their dissolution live a few weeks ago, but I just realized that and want to do them tribute, but not too much tribute:
ハラミのジャン最後の対バン相手の絶叫する60度さん、姫事絶対値さん、the mishmashさん、本当にありがとうございました! pic.twitter.com/lhMQyXm1i0
— ハラミのジャン-公式- (@haraminojan) April 29, 2019
Good final gig then
Part of the reason that I let this slip (I was once upon a time a major sugartrap mark) is that the official Twitter has been non-silent, for instance promoting this DVD:
sugartrapisDEADのDVD出来上がりがめっちゃ楽しみや♪上手く行けば色々面白い映像入ります(笑)
sugartrapisDEADリハーサル映像
BRUTE6月中旬には送れそーな予定で
進んでるみたい🎁 pic.twitter.com/VBiALFsndn— 中林です。ひななななかばやし韓国珍道中 (@nakabayashi4361) May 12, 2019
But also now (and this is what got my attention) NANA took over the account to tweet about her vacation in Korea? I dunno:
お久しぶりです!NANAです!!拗らせてる方もそうでない方も、みなさんお元気ですか?
ハラジャン卒業旅行で今日から3人で韓国に行ってきます✈️今日明日の2日間だけわたしもこのアカウントからツイートさせてもらうのでよろしくお願いします😊
久しぶりに相方いじるぞ〜〜ww pic.twitter.com/BSdSGPWbqM— ハラミのジャン-公式- (@haraminojan) May 22, 2019
Sugartrap was really good but perpetually underappreciated and undersupported. Sad, but normal. Say lavee.
Again, milcboy is best boy:
[解禁]
少年がミルク ワンマンLIVE〜イツツノツノナノ?〜より、「あさきゆめFASHION」のLIVE MOVIEを公開!少年がミルク初のLIVEMOVIEです、まだミルクLIVEご覧になった事がない方、いつも応援してくださる方々、是非ともご覧ください! #少年がミルクhttps://t.co/NtT4yhqICc pic.twitter.com/y0MiXmSIqH— 少年がミルク (@milcboy) May 22, 2019
Awesome FRUITPOCHETTE drum play-through!
It’s not the most related to anything really; I just love this promo:
Open Pre-Order her 1st album on limited green cassette, this week!! pic.twitter.com/oXM3TG6UL0
— Gerpfast Records (@gerpfastDIY) May 20, 2019
I also love how the sights and sounds of this EMPiRE promo could easily be mistaken for BiSH:
【ツアー追加公演決定!】
7/11(木) NEW EMPiRE TOUR "EVOLUTiONS"
@マイナビBLITZ赤坂ツアー全会場即日完売を受け、3度目にしてラストとなるBLITZでのワンマン追加公演/ツアーファイナル決定!!
本日22:00よりEMPiRE CORE/WFC先着先行開始。よろ!https://t.co/koGu1mTtKU#EMPiREラストBLITZ pic.twitter.com/OmbUiJbbao— EMPiRE OFFiCiAL (@EMPiREIDOL) May 22, 2019
jk I don’t like that at all
I almost completely forgot about this new one from Marionet, who I love, but the delay felt insulting by the time I got to it, so:
Never did get a chance to post about TeroRhythm, I don’t think, but speaking of terribly named idols, also they’re LEIWAN now, which is much better:
今から来た方が良いよん^_^
目黒鹿鳴館^_^#LEIWAN#アイドル pic.twitter.com/v3gbN86ZkS
— 【公式】LEIWAN ex テロリズムン (@TeroRhythmn) May 21, 2019
It’s almost unbelievable that Dempagumi.inc isn’t just still going, but still this far ahead of any kind of curve:
For those of you who had the good sense to get into Fullfull Pocket:
〈2019夏リリース NEWシングル追加情報〉
8/13(火) 発売!
Fullfull Pocket 4thシングルは…
ツアーファイナルで披露した力強いアンセムソング「自分革命」、そして、令和最初の夏を盛り上げるフルポケ初の極上サマーチューンからなるダブルA面となることが決定しました🌺#フルポケ pic.twitter.com/NyV3CmFLUX— Fullfull Pocket (@fullfullpocket) May 23, 2019
You gotta at least give LADYBABY points for moxie with this tour title:
全国ツアー「Ride The Lightning TOUR2019」一般チケット
本日5/25 AM10:00より全国一斉発売となります。会場によっては売り切れの可能性もありますので
お目当てのあエリアのチケットはお早めの確保をお願いします!https://t.co/mr04b0eBNu— LADYBABY (@ladybaby2015) May 24, 2019
Here’s LAST IN MY CULT still doing their thing despite everything else:
昨夜の単独公演、Punk Rock Therapy vol.4にて、サプライズ初披露をした新曲『Resolution』みなさんいかがでしたか?ラスティマ決意の歌詞を込めた曲になってます🤘
これからみなさんと一緒にサビで拳をあげていきましょう!! pic.twitter.com/GOJDjwqeWk— LAST IN MY CULT (@LASTINMYCULT) May 24, 2019
A very important question:
What is your Individuality? pic.twitter.com/BozYa6Nr5F
— natsuki《I.D.And Fly LooM》 (@ifla_natsuki) May 20, 2019
Have a great weekend!