Un-soil Your Pants and Audition for Yukuetsurezure

Not content with just scaring the crap out of you, Yukuetsurezure is looking for more pallid, grief-stricken talent to join the team:

Not that anybody reading this is likely to do it, mind you. Just so we can all anticipate what’s certain to be a very unsettling future.

(Like, you know that J-horror movie Audition?)