Folks, we had some legitimately magical irresponsible rumor manufacturing in the Official BiS Rumor Mill Thread, and today was the day that our collective mind reached a perfect distillation of speculation and insight to find the crystal-ball-itude necessary to determine just who exactly is going to be in the new BiS, as will be revealed through an audition training camp broadcast live in two weeks.

But we have the answer already, as determined by computer-generated mortal combat!

Before you get into this, throw @weeaboowitch a follow and check her out on Tumblr. You’re about to hear more from her!