Twitter has unwisely solicited the wrath of 14th Generation Toilet Hanako-San. This weekend, after having solved all other pressing matters plaguing the platform, Twitter suspended Hanako-san’s accounts. They now have only themselves to blame if employees suddenly go missing during visits to the fourth floor restroom at Twitter headquarters.
For a 444-year-old youkai like Hanako-san, saying, “I’m going to bathe in a sea of your blood” is simply her way of saying, “Hello.” Yet Twitter has apparently frozen her accounts for expressing her innocuous intent to kill us all.
— 十四代目トイレの花子さん (@14Hanako_san) September 15, 2019
She has since opened a new account, so please subscribe to @14Hanako_san.