It is the Official Policy of Homicidols.com that First Summer Uika is divinity in human form. If she wants to punch you in the face, you let her, because what a blessing that would be. If you kicks you in the knee, you thank her. When Billie Idle official’s Twitter publishes her blog post titled “something beginning and end something,” you run to the nearest translating device and/or cartoonishly large bottle of rat poison, because news is great but bad news is terrible.
— ファーストサマーウイカ (@FirstSummerUika) December 11, 2016
Go ahead and click through, and use the translator if you like; we’ll talk details after the jump.
Did you read it yourself yet? No? You are now out of spoiler territory, friend.
All right, so who else started to fall completely to pieces at just seeing the title of the post, and then lost their heartbeat while Uipon was talking about acute gastroenteritis? I’m not the only one, right? The day that First Summer Uika retires is the day that I give up everything.
So you need some recovery after that, even though you realize that she yes was ill and yes needed some medical care but no wasn’t graduating and in fact is just as intense as ever, and then HOLY SHIT IT’S YASUI YUUHI!
They’re nice photos, is what I’m saying. All five Idlers, all together at last, and Yuuhi shows no signs of wanting to murder Akira (outwardly, at least).
So it’s actually a pretty nice little blog post, Uika’s joking about wearing diapers notwithstanding.