Why Didn’t Anybody Tell Me about This New Satanic Punish Single?

Doop-dee-doop, looking back through stuff I bookmarked so I can blog some posts.

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There Isn’t Enough Good Idol Metal, But Maybe Satanic Punish Can Fix It

Cheese and rice, it’s Wednesday? How did that happen? And where the hell has all of the cool new idol stuff been this week? That’s usually what gets the posting gears going, and once they start then it’s a lot easier to pick up a Let’s Discover or something otherwise waiting in the queue for an easier opportunity. BUT WHATEVER. I’ve had this track from Satanic Punish sitting in my personal New list on Spotify because I was afraid that if I played it, it would go away and I’d forget, so let’s talk about it.

I mean, first things being first, we have established that Satanic Punish owns, and that they should have way more fans and attention than they do. Great, good job. The second and more immediate piece of business is listening to this song, which they teased back at the turn of the year, but for the sake of argument let’s pretend is happening completely anew all of us, so we enjoy together as a team effort:

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This Is Why You Should Get the New Satanic Punish Single

Or something! Look, gang, I’ve been pretty direct about my opinion that Satanic Punish owns, and the reason for that is that Satanic Punish friggin’ owns, and they need our support to grow up to be big and strong and make more music that owns.

On Christmas Day, Satanic Punish released a new single in a deliciously sacrilegious move. It is appropriately titled “Alpha Omega.” It is loud and it is idol and it sounds boss af:

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I Just Want to Put It on Record That Satanic Punish Owns

Playing a lot of catch-up these days, friends, and doing the kind of idle Twitter browsing that used to be my calling card. It’s nice to reconnect, although going back much further than, like, a week is a fairly significant endeavor. The tlist is long, and even individual group accounts can get voluminous.

But anyway, doop-dee-doop, just cruising along the other day and — hello, what’s this?

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