New Caledonia

Necronomidol’s Quest to Own All the Souls Progressing Nicely

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Necronomidol, the literal heart of darkness, have revealed the real reason for their tour in New Caledonia. No, it wasn’t because Ricky wanted a nice vacation, nor was it because Sari and Cthulhu had a hot date (though both are possible fringe benefits!); it was actually because they were there to produce this:

Yes, that is a special French-language single of “UMR AT-TAWIL” and “SKULLS IN THE STARS.” Clearly the only purpose of creating such a thing is to continue to spread the word of the Old Ones, now with an eye firmly on the francophone world.

We know that they’re already working on the children of Thailand. The doom is real, folks. Hold on to your butts.

The Most Twisted Thing Necronomidol’s Ever Done

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Photos and video from Necronomidol‘s time in New Caledonia abound on official Twitter and Facebook, so go congratulate them on a great international tour there if you want. It is the Official Policy of Homicidols.com*, however, to treat Necroma as the diabolical agents of darkness that they are, and we will instead focus on some very disturbing video. Continue reading →

Well, Necronomidol Seem to Be Enjoying Themselves

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I’m having way too much fun with this.

Of course, the presence of the Dark Girls has its drawbacks. I ask you: Where are all of the other people in New Caledonia?
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I Don’t Mean to Alarm Anybody, But the Skies Darkened Today in the South Pacific

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Necronomidol has arrived in New Caledonia:

Locals, you may notice a distinct chill in the air, accompanied by a strange fog. Tourists, if your only feelings are dread and despair, the arrival of the Dark Girls is the reason why.

I bet they’re having a great time.


The serene expression on Kakizaki’s face brought to you by the bartender’s horrified screams.