In which Kerrie takes advantage of Maniac’s longstanding blood fear of the Idol Most Likely to Be Bit By Dogs and Then Bite Back
Because nobody tells me about these things!
— Homicidol Maniac (@homicidols) April 28, 2018
Don’t worry, I can fix this!
【大切なお知らせ】6/2に無所属セルフプロデュースソロアイドルとしてライブ活動を再開します！！そしてそれに伴いクラウドファウンディングも今から始めます！！https://t.co/QgjDqS1cGF 串カツ●中オフ会のリターンもあります！ぜひ！！ pic.twitter.com/k5tkr4k5W3
— ヨネコ (@naniyaraYONEKO) April 27, 2018
This is an older bit of news, but I wanted to come back to it for sure because it’s like the kind of nightmare you have after a really great meal a little too close to bed — the overall experience isn’t completely negative, but the singing snake and naked grandmother really weren’t things you wanted to deal with.
What am I talking about? Why, it’s the return of ex-BRGH Kanra and the birth of her new idol group!
【新グループメンバー】
ヨネコ @YONEKO_Aqbi
アマリ @AMARI_Aqbi
コテジュン @KOTEJUN_Aqbi
セイセイ @SEISEI_Aqbi
コマチ @KOMACHI_Aqbi
ミミミユ @MIMIMIYU_Aqbi
フォローよろしくねー！ pic.twitter.com/PYvzsqrrZ1— ヨネコ／Aqbi (@YONEKO_Aqbi) February 25, 2017
In this episode of Bury the Lede, we’ll discuss the least of the implications mentioned in this tweet from the soon-to-kind-of-not-be Bellring Girls Heart:
甘楽は年末のベルハー活動休止をもちまして、2017年に活動開始する新グループに移籍します！末っ子から一転、リーダーなんて務まるんかな？甘楽節炸裂の来年に期待して待っててください！ pic.twitter.com/ZJYW92dgkJ
— BELLRING少女ハート：公式 (@BRGHead) December 19, 2016
Yes, Kanra will– Why would you do that? DO NOT GIVE THAT PERSON POWER! I guess we’re about to find out just how much stomach people have for watching bugs get tortured on stage. Good golly. More details, and statements from Kanra and Tanaka, in this Natalie.mu piece.
Oh, right, the lede: Continue reading
The safest place for Kanra of Bellring Girls Heart to ever be is in an enclosed space with no visible sharp objects, entirely by herself but under careful observation. Being a born entertainer, though, she’s likely to start to sing.
A solo karaoke (Kanraoke?) performance of “Circus and Love” by one of the most demented girls to ever idol is sure to result.
【お知らせ】ベルハーのライブ定番曲「サーカス&恋愛相談」が今日からJOYSOUNDで歌えます👼
嬉しくて早速0:00に歌いに行ったよ！みんなもカラオケでブンブン振りコピしてみて💓死ぬよ💓【PV】https://t.co/5GRQdXF0nD#拡散希望 #ベルハー pic.twitter.com/Fa9WbdLtfZ
— 甘楽 (@kanraBRGH) October 6, 2016
The girl does not disappoint. Continue reading
kill kill kill… mom mom mom…
— BELLRING少女ハート：公式 (@BRGHead) May 13, 2016
If you can read Japanese and piece together how it is that Bellheart’s official Twitter got this far off the deep end, I’d love the insight.
Easy answer: This is why you don’t give Kanra credentials to official anything.
