Did You Like Our April Fool’s Gag?

Hello everybody! This is an important announcement by Maniac: In case you hadn’t figured it out over the last 36 or so hours, no, I never got a sweet idol job offer and never had to do something with the site and never turned it over to Kerrie except for purely laughs purposes. We had some fun, though! And I hope you got a kick out of Homercidols (and Simpsonswave, and only questioned your existence a few times).

Luckily, like nothing of actual import happened yesterday. Yes, the WACK auditions wrapped up, but the actual fallout is still on its way to reality, and there were of course lives and things like Pikarin blocking traffic so she could walk on her slave-fans, but is any of that all that important? Nay. We can just kind of gracefully return to normalcy and pretend that none of this ever happened.

For your patience and forbearence:

Remember HATEGLEAM? I sure do, speaking of missed opportunities. After the band broke up a few months back, I’ve almost completely lost track of the members, but here’s one of the former front-idols doing her best to scare the living shit out of neighborhood dogs and small children:

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Party Posse Are Yet Another Underrated Idol Group

Party Rockets GT? They can Party Rockets GTFO!

Party Posse are the hot new idol group now.

I say they’re underrated, but they could very well become the next BiSH or Babymetal. I hear they’re really popular among Navy Seals for some reason. In fact, I’m going to join the Navy Seals right now! Continue reading

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RE:STUPiD Gets Another Music Video, Rerelease

Hi-diddly-ho readerinos! This week has been plenty dramaful on the WACK front; after the chaos that was the WACK three-way audition, Watanabe closed things off with the announcement that Re:STUPiD would be immediately re-recorded with the new line-up, with a new song that already has a music video. Wow, with how busy the WACK factory as been, you’d think they were sleeping in cars or something!

Our secret friend translated Watanabe’s official statement: Continue reading

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