Banamon, please, please, I already wrote one baffling piece on you this week, stop fueling me.
Oh, god. At this point all I can really do for introductions to this Hell-group is…
PREVIOUSLY ON THE BANANA MONKEYS IDOL DUNGEON…
- They added a cute new girl.
- Cute new girl got fired a week later because her side job was too sexy for the group that holds parties in love hotels.
- They released a pretty solid mini-album, actually. You should listen to it.
- Karin says “fuck this shit I’m out” because she’s likely the only sensible person involved in this madness.
- Minmin also says “fuck this shit I’m out” because, like Miru, her side job was just too sexy.
- Now down to just two members, The Banana Monkeys become desperate, and announce an audition with a bonus: Whoever joins next gets $1000 on the condition that they keep up with this insanity for at least three months.
PHEW. Alright. Continue reading
