Kerrie’s Adventures of Loss and Discovery at HYPER JAPAN

How do you people do it? I only went to Hyper Japan for one day, not even for the whole event, and I slept for 12 hours and I lost a quarter of the skin on my feet! How you people manage to go for three days and not die is amazing.

My intentions for Hyper Japan were kind of thwarted; I applied for a press pass a long time ago with the intention of interviewing DEADLIFT LOLITA, but when I didn’t hear back from them within a week I figured “well, no harm in going normally,” bought my tickets, only for them to respond just a couple of days before the event with my pass. “Is a chat with Deadlift at least still on?” I asked. “Nope” they replied. But you know what my press pass did entitle me to at least? Special VIP access to the very front of the stage for photography purposes and by gum am I going to take advantage of that!

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You Aren’t Prepared for This One New from DEADLIFT LOLITA Today, Or Maybe You Need It

Oh my.

Oh my. Cleans. And rapping! Continue reading

Did You See the (Yet Another) New DEADLIFT LOLITA MV?

And speaking of having a lot of crap to bust out, here’s one that’s relatively new. It’s called “Muscle Cocktail”!

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DEADLIFT LOLITA’s Latest Is So Campy, It Hurts

“Oh look!” said I. “It’s another DEADLIFT LOLITA video! I wonder what this one’s like!”

/hits play

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There’s More DEADLIFT LOLITA This Morning, Holy Gods

Man, just when you think Thursday Hurts day might actually hurt a little bit less, along comes Ladybeard’s newest project to smash right through that presumption:

It’s so peppy! It’s so loud! I can’t make any sense of the lyrics, which is nothing new! Kerrie, this is what we get for your referencing this the other day! Continue reading

DEADLIFT LOLITA Is Coming to the States

I’m the opposite of surprised to see it, but that doesn’t mean that it isn’t kind of a big deal:

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Deadlift Lolita Is Definitely Happening: See ‘SIX PACK TWINS’

Mass media really is something else.

Like, before Internet, before TV, before radio, before telegraph, maybe even before the printing press, the weirdest shit could happen anywhere in the world at any time, and almost nobody would ever know about it. Then the geeks took over and now people of like interests can finally get together and share what they’re into. This inevitably leads to subculture mash-ups, and the neat thing about those is that culture is naturally very sticky — you can just keep glomming stuff onto it, and that’s fine, you just made bigger culture.

Hence, Deadlift Lolita:

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