I’m so sorry
Man you guys, just when I thought it was safe to relax for a minute and settle into whatever kind of normal being a fan of idols really allows you to have, along comes … well, RIOT BABY:
Good lord.
We have reached peak kawaiicore people; one of these girls is nine. Nine! And they somehow sound like a smashed-up version of Guso Drop and Malcom Mask McLaren after a NOFX bender. Does the presumptive leader like Babymetal? You bet your ass she likes Babymetal!
It’s Indie Idol Wednesday, too, but this is a little too slick a production for your average indie. No, something else is at play here. They’ve even met You’ll Melt More!
先ほどのお写真の方に、ゆるめるモ!さんの写真をアップしたつもりが、アップされてませんでした💧
大変失礼しました。#RIOTBABY#ゆるめるモ! pic.twitter.com/JdVsUHMlsY— KAE（かえ）【RIOTBABY】 (@KAE_RIOTBABY) February 15, 2017
And are therefore around 700 percent cooler than me
The group’s a few months old, though I’m not sure exactly when they debuted. It doesn’t matter. I’m completely beside myself. I HAVE BACK HAIR OLDER THAN THESE GIRLS. They’re babies!
Happy Wednesday.
Production values are high and the song is catchy, but looking at their ages I can’t help but be reminded of one of ( if not the) most tragic and f’ed up stories in all of music that of the early 90’s prepubescent hardcore band Old Skull.
I hope the adults involved act like mature, moral and responsible adults.
I remembered the name but had to go look it up. I’m, uh, hoping that you’re right.
With a little luck this is the beginning of a great success story. After 5 listenings I really like it. In the beginning it was a bit to slick and boring but it grows 🙂
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