Last week, we saw some terrible idol names! And I also realised that this was another Fun we recycled without realising! Wow, I’ve lost all remaining shreds of originality!

Idol A: "We're rap idols, right?"
Manager: "Right."
Idol A: "So we want a name that conveys our devastating use of language, right?"
Manager: "Right."
Idol A: "How about Letter Bomb?"
Manager: "Genius."

*Western fans proceed to go postal*#TerribleIdolNames

— Nick Thorpe (@HKT3030) May 24, 2019

A week later manager creates a Nailbomb-cover subunit called MailBomb. #TerribleIdolNames

— シロダ (@skildert4idols) May 24, 2019

・・・・・・・・・
Trying to search for them – Very Difficult
Trying to find them in a Japanese music store – Extremely Difficult
Trying to explain them to a salesperson in a Japanese music store – Impossible.
Still, God bless them for being ・・・・・・・・・#TerribleIdolNames

— Not a Cheki Kinda Guy (@SalemBlack4Ever) May 24, 2019

Say, it’s been a while since I annoyed the hell out of everyone with yet another Friday Fun dedicated to Watanabe harassment, isn’t it? Well, everyone say, thank you Watanabe!

So, Twitter, why is he crying? BiSloss? Foreign fans? Totally not just getting emotional at his friend’s wedding nosiree we have no tolerance for sensible answers in this column!

So, have at it. Guess why our Junnosuke boy is crying with the hashtag of, well, #WhyJSKisCrying. What, I already said I’ve lost all shred of originality at this point.