The original Adopt-An-Idol, PoroPoro Baroque, had a bit of an adventure around their first real-deal regular stage on Thursday night, and we are all very fortunate that @cobranaconda was there to not only experience it, but generously share the story.
Today was PoroPoro Baroque’s first regular live (12th overall, but they’ll be doing this location mostly weekly from now on) at Akiba Chika.
As described here:
本日よりSTART!!
ぽろバロ定期公演
『KONNANDEMOURETAI』
場所→アキチカ
時間→open19:00 start19:30
料金→¥1500 pic.twitter.com/RSdUg5fInM— ぽろぽろバロック (@poro2baro) August 4, 2016
To start with, [Manager] [made] many random decisions throughout the night. They started with a long MC like Guso Drop, and because it was the first time they decided to do a bit of self-intro. Only being weird they were all super long.
Urara started and basically gave her entire life history. Hono just pointed out her weaknesses and strengths. Mirumo just talked in Kansai dialect to be funny, and finished with the line, “Oh by the way, I’m a G-cup”. Miyabi had screwed up her memo papers, and her intro was basically, “I don’t like idols. I never wanted to be an idol. I can’t dance or sing. I’m just here because I fell for Urara.”
Urara:
うらら自己紹介 後編 #ぽろぽろバロック pic.twitter.com/k2ALr0bGmg
— しゃっす!! (@nana7sosJOKERtm) August 4, 2016
Hono:
みやび自己紹介 #ぽろぽろバロック pic.twitter.com/0zcxc1wDo6
— しゃっす!! (@nana7sosJOKERtm) August 4, 2016
Mirumo:
ほの 自己紹介 前編 #ぽろぽろバロック pic.twitter.com/7gR5fy2IOv
— しゃっす!! (@nana7sosJOKERtm) August 4, 2016
ほの 自己紹介 中編 #ぽろぽろバロック pic.twitter.com/GOj7Y5FaHs
— しゃっす!! (@nana7sosJOKERtm) August 4, 2016
ほの 自己紹介 後編 #ぽろぽろバロック pic.twitter.com/71Yn8A0s1a
— しゃっす!! (@nana7sosJOKERtm) August 4, 2016
Miyabi:
みるも 自己紹介 #ぽろぽろバロック pic.twitter.com/Aulvbv16Yg
— しゃっす!! (@nana7sosJOKERtm) August 4, 2016
After this they went a bit out of sorts until someone persuade [Manager] to go up and explain why he had hired them. He said Hono was a bit of a leader, Urara had lost 8kg in 3 months to prove she wanted to be an idol, Mirumo had moved all the way from Osaka to do it, and Miyabi just was willing to put up with shit to get the job. They then explained their first impressions of each other, with kind of predictable results: everyone thought Hono was a leader, Urara was scary, Mirumo had a huge rack and Miyabi was off her nut.
We went into the live bit and they performed 3 songs (rather well, they all dance way better than Guso Drop), and that was it, but then stuff went weird.
How weird?
[Manager] decided we would all leave the venue and go and do some fireworks in a local park. Bearing in mind this is Akiba, usually the police would be swarming in minutes. But we got away with it.
Clearly!
ほのちゃんと花火をして最高の夏がはじまってしまった🎆🎆 pic.twitter.com/x9EOdP9mVn
— あきら (@l_lakiral_l) August 4, 2016
The girls just kind of walked around interacting with everyone … [Back at the venue] Porobaro did 2 songs again (they only have 3 together), and then did buppan. It was pretty crazy and if it continues like that I’d have to recommend it.
Sold.
This video isn’t from that show, but it encompasses the whole musical side of things, I’d say:
ぽろバロまとめ
なぜこの動画にしたと言いますと
1つ目はジャンプの時のライトが
個人的にめちゃんこすきで
2つ目はみやびちゃんおらんく
なってるのすごい好きで
3つ目は小池さんが良かったと思うって
言ってくれたから👼🏼 pic.twitter.com/4HE4lAPMl6
— 星島みるも (@mirumoo_pb) August 5, 2016
Just point out that I’m @cobranaconda, not @cobranaaconda.
Stupid goddamn …
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