Oshi Digest #8: Pylon

One of the genuinely great things about NECRONOMIDOL is their staying power: Risaki and Sari, who is the Official Oshimen of Homicidols.com thanks to her dominant performance in Queen of the Scene, have both been there for three years and counting, and Hina for two, and the whole project feels not just solid, but still growing. That’s awesome. And Oshi agrees!

Just look at these goddesses:

Did you know that, much like the Wicked Witch of the West, Oshi will melt if she’s splashed with water? The key difference is that the water in question has to be blessed by priests of at least nine different religious traditions, and only at noon on the day of the summer solstice. Still, Oshi takes no chances:

She’s got the whole world in her hands:

Necroma had a gig booked in New Caledonia, but it actually didn’t work out, unless it did, but what’s important is that New Caledonia has now hosted the Darkness Girls thrice and all of North America is still waiting:

And if they happen to go to Thailand again, I hope they can reprise the most vile corruption of children ever perpetrated.

For what it’s worth, though, for all the corruption and blackness that Necroma brings into the world, I’m afraid that a literal singularity of evil will be formed by this performance:

Even so, can you imagine Oshi looking any more pleased to be with a regular human than she is here?

Can you imagine if this is the last thing you see before you are bodily consumed into Literal Christian Hell?