Oshi, I am so sorry for having not had a great opportunity to do the Digest these last few days. Please, when the time that we agreed to does come, make my departure from this earthly plane as agonizing as possible.
I thought it was interesting that, over the past week, most of what Oshi has been up to has been a general rubbing of shoulders with other idol deities, creating several situations in which I just could not even.
For instance:
ひさしぶりに一緒のイベント!!
瑳里ちゃんと1枚目はネクロ魔ちゃんぽいポーズで、2枚目は謎のポーズでぱしゃり8(*´∀`*)8💚💙💚 pic.twitter.com/l0k06L2Cd0— 八月ちゃん!おやホロだよ〜ん (@8gatsu_chan) February 28, 2018
August, meet October
Or when the too-natural relationship between NECRONOMIDOL and DEMON TAPES bore fruit:
本日はケルベロスVol.1でした!
ネムレスさん、代代代さん、有難うございました🔥#ネクロ魔 pic.twitter.com/B506qktD1u— NECRONOMIDOL (@NECRONOMIDOL) March 3, 2018
With Oshi’s oshi!
— うてなゆき (@ute_nyan_) March 3, 2018
And Oshi also hung out with Kinda Also Oshi But In A Different Way:
瑳里ちゃん〜〜!久しぶりに会えて嬉しかったよ〜〜!あんなことやこんなことたくさん話したね( ˘ω˘ )♡むふふ
とっても話しやすいんじゃ〜!ありがとう! pic.twitter.com/Lz30gtC3H9— なでしこ@ヤナミュー (@nadeshiko_YSM) February 28, 2018
And who can forget about the tour?
【解禁】
Black Winds Over Albion
英国ツアー2018年NECRONOMIDOL
絶叫する60度
2&6月4日マンチェスター@nightanddaycafe
6月5日バーミンガム@hareandhounds
Presented by @KushikatsuUK6月6日ロンドン@TheUnderworld
📢この日はネクロ魔バンド編成として出演します#ネクロ魔EuropeTour pic.twitter.com/Bi0KnF2XtZ— NECRONOMIDOL (@NECRONOMIDOL) March 1, 2018
Oshi seems to be so impressed with all of this raw idol power that she can’t even use a couch properly!
— 瑳里 (@sari_mdr) March 4, 2018
Additionally, Necroma is re-releasing their first single, with vocals updated for the current membership:
🎉リリース発表🎉
幻のネクロ魔1stシングルが再び!
現メンバーで完全再録、タワレコ渋谷店にて限定CD販売決定!「遺骨猛吹雪」
2曲入り
¥1000(税抜)
CD(CD盤面にランダムでメンバー一人の手書きサイン有り)
発売日 3/10(3/9フラゲ)(4月リリースイベント予定)https://t.co/cJ2SN4Vnwx pic.twitter.com/gZuqAXJsiu
— NECRONOMIDOL (@NECRONOMIDOL) March 6, 2018
Enjoy, completists!
Surprisingly, in our human years she only just turned 21. But that is just in her current form. Her true age may not be measurable in our paradigm. She was old when the Old Ones shambled across dimensions to inhabit our planet. She chanted invocations with them, conspired with them and plotted with them in the darkest recesses of the underworld, until the day arrived she could assume her current conformation and walk amongst us. Alas the poor timid soul who dares displease her or even looks at her askance or without due respect. He shall be promptly cast down into the pit which cannot be named, to be devoured slowly over eons, his soul consumed at leisure by her loyal abominations. Be careful, young man, as to who you idolize. Great care must be taken.
I’m shutting down the comments from now on. We’ll never top this.
It must be destiny. A while back I read the complete works of HP Lovecraft and shortly thereafter I discovered Necronomidol. Nothing happens by accident.
And thank you, I’ll be here all week, tip your waitresses.