This is an older bit of news, but I wanted to come back to it for sure because it’s like the kind of nightmare you have after a really great meal a little too close to bed — the overall experience isn’t completely negative, but the singing snake and naked grandmother really weren’t things you wanted to deal with.
What am I talking about? Why, it’s the return of ex-BRGH Kanra and the birth of her new idol group!
— ヨネコ／Aqbi (@YONEKO_Aqbi) February 25, 2017
They’re called 名もなき女やさかいオフ会, according to sources so far, and the machine translation doesn’t like that very much, so all I got is something about a woman without a name and also a party. The above has been corrected! That thing is a fan event. All of the members are in the above; Kanra isn’t Kanra anymore, but YONEKO, which please tell me actually means that she’s a cat, because that would explain so much.
This then no longer means that they’re debuting on Sunday, but that you can go and, uh … don’t get your hands too near to their mouths or something:
— 田中紘治 – AqbiRec (@koji210) March 2, 2017
Oh, and if the harnesses and stuff weren’t a dead giveaway, they made their big unveiling via the ever-Aqbi-important bungee challenge. I’m dying because I don’t know if there’s any video, but I want it.