Cancel the troll job! We now know the actual fate of SiS and its members:

ギャンパレに新メンバーが３人加入します。
Twitterアカウントはこちら↓
ココ・パーティン・ココ( @COCOpartin_GANG )
テラシマユウカ( @YUYU_GANG )
ユイ・ガ・ドクソン( @yuiGD_GANG )
よろしくお願いします。

— GANG PARADE official (@GANG_PARADE) October 6, 2016

As soon as I saw “COCO” in there, I cringed hard

Here’s Junnosuke explaining things:

ご報告。渡辺淳之介関係が気になる人は最後まで我慢して見てみて。https://t.co/KdN5JKChpy

— 渡辺・D・淳之介 (@JxSxK) October 6, 2016

If anybody wants to give that a quicky translation for us, much obliged

There tends to be a mood of gloom around poor GANG PARADE anymore; a project that’s still the descendant of a much-beloved post-BiS duo, Pla2me, has gone through enough iterations of membership, look and sound to be its own sub-agency, it seems like something newly dramatic happens every few months. Mere weeks ago, the whole thing seemed like it was on fumes.

So while there was plenty of reason to be excited about SiS in the first place (until this happened), maybe we can take this as a net positive; GANG PARADE gets an infusion of interesting new members and possibly a chance at a new fresh start (especially if those really cool SiS songs make the transition and we get Especia with an attitude shift) ((but if that were true, why have Maika debut with the “old” stuff?)), and the final three survivors of the BiS Audition Hunger Games audition training camp land in a place where they get to do something akin to what they thought they signed up for.

Or … I’d rather not say out loud what the Or might be.