I stand in complete solidarity with Yellow on the issue of those poofy hair things

Things got a little heated online the other day when Hissatsu Emomomomo — bizarrely, not even close to the most ridiculously named thing in idol to debut just this year — started to get out some new, important things. For instance, there’s a new (venue-only) single on the way:

【拡散希望】
■VILLAGE VANGUARD・ライヴ会場限定

両A面シングル「大博打音源」発売‼
※まさかのTシャツ付き!?
※『真夜中のおバカ騒ぎ』タイアップ決定‼

■1stワンマン「東狂100人斬り」
1月21日(日) DESEO mini
オープン11:30 スタート12:00
※同日、渋谷ヴィレヴァンにてリリイベも決定！！ pic.twitter.com/Vy9tZupa1V

— 必殺エモモモモ!!(運営) (@emo_mo_mo_mo) November 27, 2017

What a charming, if idol-typical, little track! I hope they release that MV onto YouTube soon!

And speaking of YouTube …

【ヤンデレボリューション】

そろそろYouTubeにspot上げようかな😃

最近作った曲は、ぜ・ぜ・ぜ・ヤンデレボリューションに負けない曲だと思う！！

※共犯者は２ステの練習してて下さい✨

ワンマンにインストア、主題歌みんなが居なきゃ叶わなかった…

此からも必殺エモモモモ‼を宜しくどうぞ🙇 pic.twitter.com/1Y3pkAIzRD

— 必殺エモモモモ!!(運営) (@emo_mo_mo_mo) November 28, 2017

Holy heck! Could– Could they maybe release that whole thing onto YouTube, please? I just want to see where it goes. It’s their yandere look!

Also, like the entire membership has turned over, hasn’t it? Is that even the same incredibly tall girl as before? All idol units of five members of more should have one member who just towers over the others. It is known.