Hello everybody! This is an important announcement by Maniac: In case you hadn’t figured it out over the last 36 or so hours, no, I never got a sweet idol job offer and never had to do something with the site and never turned it over to Kerrie except for purely laughs purposes. We had some fun, though! And I hope you got a kick out of Homercidols (and Simpsonswave, and only questioned your existence a few times).
Luckily, like nothing of actual import happened yesterday. Yes, the WACK auditions wrapped up, but the actual fallout is still on its way to reality, and there were of course lives and things like Pikarin blocking traffic so she could walk on her slave-fans, but is any of that all that important? Nay. We can just kind of gracefully return to normalcy and pretend that none of this ever happened.
For your patience and forbearence:
Remember HATEGLEAM? I sure do, speaking of missed opportunities. After the band broke up a few months back, I’ve almost completely lost track of the members, but here’s one of the former front-idols doing her best to scare the living shit out of neighborhood dogs and small children:
— メリー・クリィミン@4/2撮影会🌸 (@creamin121) March 23, 2017
You want more?
— メリー・クリィミン@4/2撮影会🌸 (@creamin121) February 5, 2017
That’s what you get for encouraging us. And it’s what we get for being doofuses.
Happy Sunday. Your regularly scheduled (and also now backlogged) programming will return immediately.