Yes, 2020 has been a horrible year for many, and I’m sure I’m not the only one glad to see the end of it. But as I celebrate New Year’s Eve (New Year’s Day by the time you read this), something feels empty. It can’t be the enforced lockdown preventing any parties from happening, I never leave the house!
Oh, that’s right, normally I’d be reading all of your predictions for the coming year. But my silly unmotivated self killed the Friday Fun like 2020 killed everything else that kept me going! So, ah sod it, let’s bring back Friday Funs as a seasonal event. Starting with our traditional annual predictions!
But first, let’s look back on 2020’s predictions an analyse the absolute bitch that is hindsight:
100% came true:
https://twitter.com/Archejoiyo/status/1210591108696281093
Almost correct, with a few minor imperfections:
#2020IdolPredictions First Summer Uika married to an important businessman from the entertainment industry.
— Matt Oronar ☩ (@AngrodOronar) December 27, 2019
#2020IdolPredictions Pour Lui announces solo career comeback. First major single comes with a dildo that vibrates at the rhythm of the music.
— Matt Oronar ☩ (@AngrodOronar) December 27, 2019
#2020IdolPredictions Kika Front Frontale launches her own crafted beer brand. Watanabe pisses inside one barrel while drunk. Kika goes to jail under the accusation of poisoning.
— Matt Oronar ☩ (@AngrodOronar) December 27, 2019
#2020IdolPredictions Jubilation as You’ll Melt More’s Chiffon and Kechon win olympic gold for Japan in the coxless pair, however Younapi can only manage a bronze in the heptathlon and is forced to graduate as a result.
— Christian Winsall (@toxicbreakfast) December 27, 2019
So horribly incorrect that it makes me wish Y2K happened 20 years late so I wouldn’t have to re-read it and weep for what could have been
https://twitter.com/queenAgonna/status/1210635933604859906
Necronomidol’s cover of Black Lace’s “Agadoo” is certified platinum in 14 countries. Black Lace respond with a calypso cover of “Skulls in the Stars” which reaches No. 198 in Estonia. https://t.co/zpIYuW1Cfh #2020idolpredictions
— Christian Winsall (@toxicbreakfast) December 27, 2019
That group Asaka from Wagamama Kiite was intending on forming for other recently-graduated idols just turns out to be the January 2019 lineup of aforementioned group all over again #2020IdolPredictions
— Kerrie ケリー (@weeaboowoman) December 27, 2019
Well! I sure hope we’ll be a little more realistic with our hopes and dreams this year after all the chaos 2020 handed to us! Go and tweet your predictions, no matter how out there they might seem, under #2021IdolPredictionss and we’ll look back on them next year, hopefully with less pain than tonight!
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