I was initially going to talk about my recent discovery that Banamanagement, are indeed, Mad Lads. But then their newest MV came out and erased everything I wanted to say on the matter.
If that suspicious thumbnail didn’t scare you away, congratulations, your bravery shall upmost be rewarded.
You see, what you just saw, wasn’t a music video. It was a religious experience. You literally saw god shitting out a new world. Okay, it was just an island. But if that doesn’t reinforce your faith in God, how about:
Subliminal messaging telling you to buy that Banamerch.
The hand of god literally slapping its loyal messengers.
Banamanagement having a foot fetish.
Horrific cartoon violence.
Don’t forget to buy that merch, Banamon need the money to pay for Asuka and Jaguchi’s promised joining fee, you know.
I hope you’re prepared to submit to your new saviours, because I’m sure not.