INT. DAY JOB – MORNING
Homicidol Maniac, seated at his desk, is holding a cell phone to his ear. His face is UNPLEASANT; A loud SCREAMING sound is audible through the phone.
MANIAC: Kerrie. Kerrie! Calm down.
The screaming dissipates.
MANIAC: Tell me what’s the matter.
KERRIE (through phone): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yes, friends, that’s the approximate reaction this morning to the news that NECRONOMIDOL’s upcoming UK tour is bringing 2& and the Screaming Fucking Sixties along for the ride.
今回はイギリス公演に日本から
絶叫する60度(@zekkyo60 )
2&(@DOUBLE_AND )をゲストに迎えてツアーをします！
強力な仲間と共に巡るツアー、今から楽しみです🔥チケットは3公演ともこちら(土曜日から予約開始)→https://t.co/kn9yAyPJYr pic.twitter.com/OxqUHGr1FB
— NECRONOMIDOL (@NECRONOMIDOL) March 1, 2018
The best part? Try beating these ticket prices:
Black Winds Over Albion tour
NECRONOMIDOL
Screaming Sixties
2& (Double And)GA tickets on sale Saturday, 3 March 10am via SeeTickets.
Manchester £10
Birmingham £10
London £17Seperate VIP upgrades TBA#necronomidol #ネクロ魔 #絶叫する60度
#2& #idol #uktour pic.twitter.com/BBV7KHmKLx— ORIONlive UK (@ORIONlive_UK) March 1, 2018
Heaven help us all. Yes, Necroma’s headlining (and bringing the band!), but getting Saki and the literal James Browns of idol takes something already set to 11 to, like, 14. It’s gonna be intense!
Also, while I had a little bit of liquid inspiration last night, I was telling people that I want fans to get & tattoos in honor of 2&, like this promotion; maybe just write the thing in marker on your arm and get your cheki that way or something. And start doing your squats and sit-ups now, as Kai and Montero aren’t going to take it easy on anybody, let alone gaijin scum.
I wonder what Oshi thinks of all of this …
I’m not invested in any of this acts, but I have to echo how fucking ridiculous those ticket prices are.
Toe and Mono both, while having dramatically larger “underground” success and dramatically less “commercial” success, both had higher ticket prices than that.
That’s ludicrous.