In case you somehow missed the Zenbu Kimi no Sei Da thing or the Sakura Yuki thing, we’ve been talking about the rules of idol quite a bit lately — what they mean, their effects on the people involved, the ancillary and collateral outcomes, etc.

Never really ones for “normal” when it comes to idol, Guso Drop has rules of their own, distilling the unique will of their producer. They are about what you’d expect:

偶想Dropメンバールールは、、

◼︎悪口陰口言ったら殺す
◼︎女のぐちゃぐちゃした関係になったら殺す
◼︎自分を大切にしないと殺す
◼︎腐ったみかんになったら殺す
◼︎楽屋綺麗に使わないと殺す
◼︎挨拶しっかりしないと殺す
◼︎仲良く楽しまないと殺す

— 偶想Drop《世界で1番激しいIDOL》 (@gu_dro) November 28, 2016

Or, translated:

• If you talk shit or gossip, I’ll kill you
• If you get into a soppy, girly relationship, I’ll kill you
• If you don’t treasure yourself, I’ll kill you
• If you become a rotten orange, I’ll kill you
• If you don’t use the backstage area cleanly, I’ll kill you
• If you don’t properly greet people, I’ll kill you
• If you don’t get along and have fun, I’ll kill you

Thanks always to the members of the fabulous fan group

The new members (whose Twitter accounts are now known, too, also in case you missed it) can expect to be held to these high standards.

《新メンバーTwitter垢》
若→@waka_gdrop
凛→@rin_gdrop
都子@miyako_gdrop

個人の呟きは2017年1月1日からになりますが是非フォローお願いします★ https://t.co/v5cnzHQEXM

— 偶想Drop《世界で1番激しいIDOL》 (@gu_dro) November 28, 2016