It’s almost December already? Just like 99% of my oshis, this past year has just disappeared before my eyes! Soon we’re all going to be drowning in Best Of 2018 preparations! But don’t get too excited for the Holidays yet, we’ve got to cry over last week’s tragic auditions first.
— Christian Winsall (@toxicbreakfast) November 24, 2018
Trivago, hoping to impress WACK with her persistence, signs up for the 2019 audition. Watanabe greets her by asking "And what's your name?" #SaddestAuditions
— Nick Thorpe (@HKT3030) November 23, 2018
Kika, exhausted with WACK's bullshit, bursts through the door of the Necroma audition declaring "So I heard you were looking for a replacement shironuri member?" #SaddestAuditions
— Kerrie❤Partin❤Kerrie (@weeaboowitch) November 23, 2018
I swear, with the news of BiSH starting a new show where they explore Japan’s ins-and-outs, I was so so tempted to do another WACK-inspired fun this week about idols exploring the hidden cultures of other countries. But:
- Having two WACK funs in a row has been banned ever since I got that anonymous letter that said “Coco’s next if you don’t stop this”
- It would literally just be me, Salem and Chris spamming the “Necroma eating Greggs” photo and nothing else
So thank goodness that the newly designated “Homicidols Official Target For All Jokes About Heavy Membership Turnovers” have had a hectic couple of weeks, especially this past weekend, bringing in plenty of potential meme fodder in the process. Nothing ever seems predictable about this group, but god damn if that’s going to stop us from trying to predict what’ll happen next!
Yep, this week we’re using the hashtag #FutureOfBanamon to come up with whatever wacky shenanigans/controversial side jobs these weird little monkeys might get up to in the next few months! If you’re unfamiliar with Banamon, just … well, we’ve written a lot about them lately.