Look very closely at the banner photo. Do you know who it is?

And this. Looking at this, do you know who these three women are?

That’s right. A terrible curse has fallen upon the land, and Ayumikurikamaki have turned back into humans. They can only return to bear form if they’re able to announce a Nippon Budokan show by the end of 2017.

They need more fans. In Japan. Or the accessibly surrounding region. Or rich fans abroad. Or whatever. Anyway, I do not like this because while I’m sure the three of them will continue to make charming parody dance videos regardless of the status of their humanity, it is nonetheless a terrible fate indeed to be stuck in human form when the majesty of beardom was once your reality.