Happy Saturday! Did you have a good week? Idol sure didn’t. I mean, there was some good stuff, but also stuff like Cococo, which was bad. It all goes to show that all the feel-good and aw-shucks in the world can’t save anybody from the inevitability of death graduation.

If you haven’t checked out the hashtag for this weeks’ Fun yet, you must, because Kerrie put out a call that has resulted in some true horrors indeed. Why not make one yourself? And then think about whether you want to join me for an hours’ worth of overwrought idol analysis!

I Had a Good Week, Though, Maniac

Good for you!

You’ll Melt More! released the track list for their upcoming EP, plus the name of the tour, which is named after one of the songs:

10/4発売シングル『TALKING HITS EP』の収録曲詳細発表！シングルツアーのタイトルが、メンバー作詞曲「NEW WAVE STAR」にちなんで「NEW WAVE STAR TOURS」に決定！チケット発売中です！
詳細https://t.co/AosvTeAQbt pic.twitter.com/Dgw6Zpxs5u

— ゆるめるモ！@1/6Zepp (@ylmlm_staff) September 19, 2017

Krv was recently telling me about a shift in RHYMEBERRY’s sound; this is cool:

Imonikomi should allegedly only be doing this for a little while longer, no?

白金セレネ

Rainy@imoni_kotono@imoni_imoko@imoni_hibiki @imoni_usako @imoni_mairi @imoni_momo pic.twitter.com/PzqTjRGoIh

— 期間限定プロジェクト『芋煮込み』 (@imoni_info) September 17, 2017

FUNFUNFUN YET?

If you are, consider buying a dope shirt!

ん〜〜 pic.twitter.com/rhA9ttLdO8

— Fun Fun Fun staff 🎮 (@funfunfun_staff) September 18, 2017

le bilgemoi, anybody?

Kaqriyo Terror Architect and NSLE are going to do a two-man together; remember when Tsurezure would do those with Zenkimi, back in the day? That was cute.

[解禁]
9/27(水)車道3STAR(名古屋)にて「ゆくえしれずつれづれ×幽世テロルArchitect 2MANLIVE」を開催！幽世テロル現体制初名古屋になります！是非とも体感しに来てもらえると幸いです！https://t.co/Cx0CfZgUX6 #幽世テロル pic.twitter.com/zQ8IoId92r

— 幽世テロルArchitect (@kaqriyoterror) September 19, 2017

Incidentally, this was the single best reaction to the Cococo news:

no³

— Nota Cheki Kinda Guy (@SalemBlack4Ever) September 21, 2017

Aya?

o ha pa chi pic.twitter.com/zXVPr9nCKL

— アヤ・エイトプリンス (@AYAEiGHT_GANG) September 18, 2017

Is it now, Zombie Powder?

This is iDOL 1部 https://t.co/STxFCtHKTJ

— Zombie Powder 【公式】 (@ZomPow_official) September 21, 2017

Here's a new one from NEO BREAK:

Idol merch is the best merch, as SHiX will now prove:

ShiX New Tshuts Design

ShiX NEW Tシャツデザインの予定 pic.twitter.com/ySKqT19qka

— ShiX (@shix6idol) September 20, 2017

Every time Philosophy no Dance puts something on Soundcloud, I'm reminded of why I love them:

What the hell did Neuschwanstein ever do to you?

https://twitter.com/univ0/status/909262241282719749

I praise Diamondollfy, and they turn around and completely miss on trying to go Hauptharmonie-y:

Have we talked about PassCode and their theme song?

PassCode楽曲が“愛人作り”テーマにしたドラマの主題歌に（コメントあり） https://t.co/MctXotFEel

— 音楽ナタリー (@natalie_mu) September 19, 2017

APOKALIPPS now, please:

APOKALIPPPS〜プレゼンテーション〜 開催決定
9/27（水） OPEN 18:30 / START 19:30
前売￥2,500（税込・要1オーダー500円以上）
前売券は9/21（木）正午12時よりe+にて発売https://t.co/x1xQoECz0w

— APOKALIPPPS official (@APOKALIPPPS_NOW) September 19, 2017

Have a bloody great weekend!