Uh … spoiler alert?

Whereas there was very good reason to be excited that something bizarre or afflicted or fun or at least boot-stomping from the idol ranks could have been selected to perform at Paris’s Japan Expo, of course those hopes were dashed, as we were warned. No, no & Crazy, no Yandoll, no Deathrabbits, not even somebody interesting like Hauptharmonie.

Here’s the winner:

Could be worse!

We’ll get ’em next year, Idols Who Frankly Scare Me a Little. In the meantime, we do have this:

デスラビ×病ンドル#tokyocandoll pic.twitter.com/b54goIZxU9

— めんそ〜れ愛菜✟病ンドルP (@AINAmnsl) May 22, 2016

Oh and congratulations to Yuigadokuson or something.