In a total coincidence, we were joking around about idols and porn the other day, and a memory danced over my brain: Hey, what was that thing about the stripper idols that people were going on about the other day; that was some nasty stripper rock they were going with!
Wonder no more!
It’s so sleazy!
That song is “SEXY NOT GUILTY,” and those women are Pretty WOMAN, who I think might actually be actual strippers who are inexplicably locked in with a pretty big company. Hell, you can buy their music on iTunes!
Like, I’ve previously made fun of the likes of Party Rockets GT and Under Beasty and others for putting out songs that sound like they’re made for pole dancing, but this is a whole new level. I mean, they’re basically a stripper theater group, and by “basically” I mean “very possibly, I can’t quite tell, but just look around their website for a minute.” They literally perform in a club (which is on Facebook, ffs), which comes with its very own VIP card thing, so … like the Playboy Club back in the day, I guess, but probably not with the same desperately attempted veneer of respectability and class.
I do try to trend people away from the attraction point of idols most of the time, but I think you can be forgiven in this case — they’re all fully fledged grown-ups, and I’m frankly impressed at their restraint in staying mostly clothed throughout.
Welcome to Monday!