The greatest gifts of all are the ones that keep on giving. Unless they’re cursed monkeys’ paws, being able to regularly turn to that something special and get a little bit more out of it each time, that’s real quality gift-giving. It’s why I personally like to create memories for the people I care about, rather than hand them another doodad that won’t matter much in the end.
Is that a ham-fisted enough metaphor for the glory that is HAMIDASYSTEM Week? We’re on Day 3, time for BEET’s tune, and well past the point where gushing is worth it.
To backwards-paraphrase Rod Farva, I’m not going to disgrace this fine piece of work with any additional commentary. You’ve heard it; you’ve seen it; let’s just bask in the taintless glory that is HAMIDASYSTEM Week and prepare ourselves mentally and physically to be changed forever.