INT. DAY JOB – MORNING
Homicidol Maniac, seated at his desk, is holding a cell phone to his ear. His face is UNPLEASANT; A loud SCREAMING sound is audible through the phone.
MANIAC: Kerrie. Kerrie! Calm down.
The screaming dissipates.
MANIAC: Tell me what’s the matter.
KERRIE (through phone): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oshi did not summon this week. All is nonetheless well. Her orders were clear. Our path is clear.
Step 1: Necroma will be back in the UK in June:
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So who’s going to coordinate the purchase and distribution of several hundred of these suckers?
Like, it’s pretty rare to get idol interviews that don’t require translation; in this case, we get a bona fide loudol in a Western music magazine doing more than just getting a passing blurb. Continue reading
And if that isn’t as convoluted a title as I’ll ever publish, I don’t know what is!
So, first, the important stuff:
UK kitsunes, rest easy: You don’t need to travel to France to see Babymetal at Download, but will be able to do it (relatively) in your own backyard.
This is funny-newsworthy, though, because of this: Continue reading