Not-Kanra’s New Group Is Coming Together

This is an older bit of news, but I wanted to come back to it for sure because it’s like the kind of nightmare you have after a really great meal a little too close to bed — the overall experience isn’t completely negative, but the singing snake and naked grandmother really weren’t things you wanted to deal with.

What am I talking about? Why, it’s the return of ex-BRGH Kanra and the birth of her new idol group!

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Hold Me: They’re Giving Kanra a Leadership Position in the Wrong Group

In this episode of Bury the Lede, we’ll discuss the least of the implications mentioned in this tweet from the soon-to-kind-of-not-be Bellring Girls Heart:

Yes, Kanra will– Why would you do that? DO NOT GIVE THAT PERSON POWER! I guess we’re about to find out just how much stomach people have for watching bugs get tortured on stage. Good golly. More details, and statements from Kanra and Tanaka, in this Natalie.mu piece.

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The Joys of Karaoke, by Kanra

The safest place for Kanra of Bellring Girls Heart to ever be is in an enclosed space with no visible sharp objects, entirely by herself but under careful observation. Being a born entertainer, though, she’s likely to start to sing.

A solo karaoke (Kanraoke?) performance of “Circus and Love” by one of the most demented girls to ever idol is sure to result.

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Somebody Please Tell Me That There’s Context for This

If you can read Japanese and piece together how it is that Bellheart’s official Twitter got this far off the deep end, I’d love the insight.

Easy answer: This is why you don’t give Kanra credentials to official anything.

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