What a week I’ve had. Maniac suspended me from the site for gaining a whole 5 grams, he even took my laptop away from me under the guise that it had broken! Then he started a search for other UK-based writers who are also Hello! Project fans who also like bad puns! It wasn’t until the other contributors for this site staged a 15-minute “squat-in” that I was finally allowed back! Screw you, Maniac! Hahahaha!
Cue the Twitter feed!
I’m writing this at 2:00 a.m. on a Friday morning last-second, I have no good ideas. Shouldn’t you all be debating something about the Best Of 2017? So I’m going to be lazy and take my surprise comeback as inspiration; who do you actually want to come back? Continue reading