Necronomidol’s Quest to Own All the Souls Progressing Nicely

Necronomidol, the literal heart of darkness, have revealed the real reason for their tour in New Caledonia. No, it wasn’t because Ricky wanted a nice vacation, nor was it because Sari and Cthulhu had a hot date (though both are possible fringe benefits!); it was actually because they were there to produce this:

Yes, that is a special French-language single of “UMR AT-TAWIL” and “SKULLS IN THE STARS.” Clearly the only purpose of creating such a thing is to continue to spread the word of the Old Ones, now with an eye firmly on the francophone world.

We know that they’re already working on the children of Thailand. The doom is real, folks. Hold on to your butts.