Kiss Your Ass Goodbye: The Terror Clowns Released Their MV

It finally happened. We got a teaser before, but now literal months of waiting for this godforsaken hellscape of a song (circuscore!) to be released into any digital media in full have paid off, and it’s a music video that probably shows Bokura no Oyugi in their natural habitat before their handler seals them back up inside for the daylight hours and drops in a canteen filled with children’s tears:

They’re so weird!

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Life Is Complete: Bokura no Oyugi’s First Single, Video Coming

OH MAN you guys, what feels like months of patience and endless hectoring and no shortage of questioning the very meaning of existence, the satanic circus that is Bokura no Oyugi is finally making an official release.

TY @vanipopo!

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Demon Clowns Are Sad Clowns Now: Two Graduations from Bokura no Oyugi

I’ve always had really high hopes for the 666-worshipping clowns in Bokura no Oyugi, given that the only track they’ve ever made public is exactly what you’d expect from a group that’s been all about being the idol version of Twisted Metal. But, sadness now, as the two people I’ve always taken to be the driving force behind the group, Ruru Summertree and Mickey Eight Doors (yes), are both graduating:

That’ll leave Bokurano at four members, three of whom they added over the summer. And thank goodness that they’re also touting their updated website and photos, because it means that maybe they’ll still be able to stick around long enough to release more brain-blending music (you can read Mickey’s blog post about all of this). And there’s something else interesting here, too. Continue reading


Bokura no Oyugi’s Dark Ritual

The terror clowns, Bokura no Oyugi, despite persistently refusing to release more music than this trip into absolute insanity, perform very regularly (plus Ruru’s work as DJ Candy-chan), and held what the translator calls “the Sacred Heart of Jesus Festival” (I know!) to celebrate their three recent new members.

The three of them seemed quite pleased in joining what can only be assumed to be some kind of Satanic circus cult:

It’s a birthday cake because initiation requires that they die and be born again, see.

That’s nice. But hold on your hats, because … look, Bokurano doesn’t exactly kid around when it comes to opportunities to turn your brain inside-out. Continue reading


Bokurano’s Black Gospels Are Complete; Now We Await Armageddon

Syuku and Ruru both bent the very possibilities of madness to their twisted, evil will, and introduced us to the upcoming (currently faceless) members of Bokura no Oyugi.

Mickey and her acolyte chose to make art.

May this message reach a person who’s going to be at that live next week, and may that person have all the recording equipment in the world, and may they record the show and share it with us. I am fascinated by Bokurano.


Deeper into the Diabolical Madness of Bokura no Oyugi

Syuku’s Twitcast was apparently almost completely incoherent (they’re almost completely incoherent to me, anyway, but you get the idea); now it’s Ruru’s turn to challenge your every notion of sanity:

Those mysterious masked women who are joining the actual Twitcast subjects? They aren’t acolytes or future human sacrifices, allegedly, but yet-to-be-introduced future members of the group. Oh yeah, Mikumo graduated. For her sake, it was probably a good idea.


Satanic Goal Reached, Terror Clowns Begin Spreading Their Dark Gospel

This whole “666 followers” thing of Bokura no Oyugi’s has borne fruit; after some dark spirit, probably the one that screams in your nightmares, willed them to their followers goal, it became time to make good on their diabolical promise.

First up, Syuku and … someone. Gird your loins.

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Finkle Is Einhorn, Bokurano Is AMiE and I’m Officially in Too Deep

I can’t possibly explain how this all happened in an acceptable length for a blog post, but SUPER long-time readers may recall / have stumbled upon / tried to forget about that time that I got kind of momentarily excited about AMiE despite knowing very little about them.

In trying to follow up from the earlier post about the slapstickin’est denizens of our nightmares, Bokura no Oyugi, I was doing some YouTubing and … oh, how interesting, that AMiE song is right on this list … and the clowns are in the description, how interesting …

I– Is that–



All right. There’s at least one person who frequents this site who’s big on this stuff. GirlWhoLikesIdols, I’m looking in your direction. Help us out here.


The Terror Clowns Are Closing in on 666 and Need Your Help

I don’t ordinarily get too much behind idol promotional gimmicks for the simple reason that they’re usually kind of dumb, but I’m completely behind Bokura no Oyugi’s attempt to get to 666 Twitter followers for each member.

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Sure, Satan Clown, Whatever You Say

And just when you thought that things could be a little bit not-disturbing:

Say hello to Syuku, one of the twisted clown members of Bokura no Oyugi. If you are unfamiliar, this is what they sound like: Continue reading