Papermaiden’s Nightmare Fanfic Yields the Greatest Horrors of All

The setting is the Maniac Mansion. It’s the wee hours of the morning. All is calm, the sun is bathing us in kind rays before his overzealous hours.

Wooden floorboards creak, waking up the master of the house. A beret-wearing bespectacled, unhinged creature stands still in the doorway, blocking the most obvious issue.

“What the… Papermaiden, what are you doing here?”

“Oh, I let myself in through the staff door on your secret stage on the roof.”

Maniac begrudgingly starts looking for a notepad, jotting down “Buy better locks and install them ASAP,” yet another bullet point on his never-ending list of renovations.

“That clears up part of the how, but none of the what.”

“Well, I just stumbled upon a new idol soloist and I was wondering if I could cover them.”

“Didn’t you say you had to write your th–”

“Shhhh. Do not mention the T-thing. It could find me. It’s anywhere. It’s everywhere.”

“Look, I just want to go back to sleep. Please state your intentions concisely and scram or I’ll have to call security.”

“I just wanted to know if I could cover Kenamin. Look.”

“… What is wrong with you?”

“It’s a Miss ID 2016* contender! Don’t we love MISS ID? Don’t you think it’s cute and valuable info for the website?”

“… What the french is wrong with you? Look, do whatever you want, just leave.”

“Okay!”

Anyway, say hello to Kenamin, whose discography and videography is more substantial than a lot of the acts we cover. You can find the rabbit-shaped creature here on Twitter and enjoy it’s prettiness in the following MV :

Enjoy!

*Rectified the year, as I was corrected by the Japanese kindergartener fairy idol herself. Thank you Kenamin❤️.

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