First, an important programming note: Kerrie got on board!
Congratulations to the new kamioshi pic.twitter.com/YimsQhku0x
— Kerrie (@weeaboowitch) April 23, 2018
Now, it’s important to note that Oshi, resplendent goddess and double-secret hell agent on this plane of existence that she is, must always keep up appearances, lest too many come to understand the extent to which she is, in fact, not human. Ergo:
❤️🎨New hair color girls🎨❤️ pic.twitter.com/uDrHLT8KZg
— 瑳里 (@sari_mdr) April 25, 2018
This is actually a secretly encoded message. Note that neither Himari nor Ninjazaki is included in the photo. Note also that Himari’s hair is and always will be a sentient being of pure darkness, whereas Okaki’s hair is none of your damn business. Oshi’s hair, though, is unchanged, in a juxtaposition of Hina’s blonde locks and Rei’s sandier highlights. Those of you with eyes to see, you may be beginning to understand.
A brief reminder that Oshi inspires the art in all who witness not just her, but the black flame that she makes manifest …
— ✧ゆら✧ (@_yu__ra_) April 22, 2018
— むさし (@ikiruikiteiku) April 23, 2018
… for she is, herself, a work of art:
— L L N み (@dokujinotatakai) April 24, 2018
— 瑳里 (@sari_mdr) April 21, 2018
Oshi also encourages such delicious blasphemies as Pastafarianism:
— 瑳里 (@sari_mdr) April 19, 2018
— 瑳里 (@sari_mdr) April 22, 2018