This is an older bit of news, but I wanted to come back to it for sure because it’s like the kind of nightmare you have after a really great meal a little too close to bed — the overall experience isn’t completely negative, but the singing snake and naked grandmother really weren’t things you wanted to deal with.
What am I talking about? Why, it’s the return of ex-BRGH Kanra and the birth of her new idol group!
【新グループメンバー】
ヨネコ @YONEKO_Aqbi
アマリ @AMARI_Aqbi
コテジュン @KOTEJUN_Aqbi
セイセイ @SEISEI_Aqbi
コマチ @KOMACHI_Aqbi
ミミミユ @MIMIMIYU_Aqbi
フォローよろしくねー！ pic.twitter.com/PYvzsqrrZ1— ヨネコ／Aqbi (@YONEKO_Aqbi) February 25, 2017
They’re called 名もなき女やさかいオフ会, according to sources so far, and the machine translation doesn’t like that very much, so all I got is something about a woman without a name and also a party. The above has been corrected! That thing is a fan event. All of the members are in the above; Kanra isn’t Kanra anymore, but YONEKO, which please tell me actually means that she’s a cat, because that would explain so much.
This then no longer means that they’re debuting on Sunday, but that you can go and, uh … don’t get your hands too near to their mouths or something:
【3/5告知】AqbiRec新グループ「名もなき女やさかいオフ会」新宿LOFTバー
入場¥1,000（2D付き）開場13:00-開演13:30-チェキ会あり
ヨネコ、アマリ、コテジュン、ミミミユ、セイセイ、コマチ
オタク持ち込みオケ（iPod、CD）カラオケとかミニゲーム？とか。 pic.twitter.com/y0yxBAzJxx— 田中紘治 – AqbiRec (@koji210) March 2, 2017
Oh, and if the harnesses and stuff weren’t a dead giveaway, they made their big unveiling via the ever-Aqbi-important bungee challenge. I’m dying because I don’t know if there’s any video, but I want it.
>They’re called 名もなき女やさかいオフ会, according to sources so far
Nigga you cannot be serious. Do you blog while drunk or something?
Sometimes! But more importantly, that whole thing has been fixed.
I feel the need to pressure you into getting a JLPT N5 certificate at the very least. This machine translation stuff just won’t do.
Sure. Extend the length of the day by several hours and send me the fees.
Another machine translation I got of that was “Nomi Naki Women and big tits off party”
I’ve been wanting an idol unit that’s like a combo of BGH and Bed In for years! Bless u not-Kanra
“Because we are the no named women’s offline party” ?
名もなき = no named , unnamed
女 = woman , girl
やさかい = be , because
オフ = offline
会 = party
やさかい is the Kansai dialect.
In standard Japanese is like …
無名の女ですからオフ会
“tell me actually means that she’s a cat, because that would explain so much.”
It would explain why that dog bit her. Now Kanra’s a contender for everyone’s favorite Japanese Yone on Instagram!
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