Nevermind, Ayuni D Has the Best BiSH Solo Project

Did I know that former gas station attendant Ayuni D was being hooked up with a solo project? And, unlike Chitti and Aina, it’s a standalone EP? (/checks notes) I did not! It’s a total surprise! And yet, here we are, and the dang record drops tomorrow and oh my goodness where the hell has this song been?


Also, I didn’t know that she could play the bass better than me

You know, I spent all this time thinking that Aina’s various solo projects, and then Chitti’s getting one of the most legitimately nice songs that I’ve heard in a while, that these were harbingers of big changes. Hell, when Ayuni D joined BiSH two years ago, I said in some conversation elsewhere that those two were probably going to be the next to go, to seek greener pastures than idol stages, and that BiSH would be “Atsuko and Ayuni D’s group in a couple of years.” (Yeah, I remember that but I can’t remember … Anyway.)

And, yeah, two years later, nobody’s leaving BiSH, and the girl who looked like she might very literally soil herself in fear at her debut live is out here throwing down … not sneers, as that would imply that it looks like she cares about us at all. Just disdain — to even acknowledge us is a waste of her time. She’s not going anywhere. Nobody’s going anywhere! Why would you think that, idiot? The voice, that’s where the sneer is; otherwise, Ayuni is damn near bored with the prospect of caring whether peasants like us and our feeble opinions of her work. Probably a common opinion among idols with HAZMAT certifications!

Lyrics?

Lyrics

教室にワンちゃんは飛び込んでこなかったんだ
退屈な青春に思い出はない
好奇心旺盛でゾクゾクしてるのは
何歳になったって変わらないんだよ

見知らぬおっさん突然に告げた
「何その妄想おかしいよ」
どちら様
「何それ良いと思ってんの」
うるせえな
「うんとかすんとか言ってみな」
あっもう無理だ
逃げ回れ逃げ回れ
掻き乱せ掻き乱せ
ギリギリのギリギリで
game over

嫌よ 嫌よ メランコリーは懲り懲りですよ(自律神経出張中)
ya ya ya ya 思考回路はショートしてます(自律神経出張中)
馬鹿ばっか 私は最高な負け犬人生を(自律神経出張中)

ああ言えばこう言うな 罵詈雑言耳千切った
しっかりとちゃっかりとしちゃってるので
まあただの空想で終わってもいいや
薔薇色人生はあわよくばでいい

見知らぬおっさん突然に告げた
「何その格好おかしいよ」
どちら様
「何それ良いと思ってんの」
うるせえな
「うんとかすんとか言ってみな」
あっもう無理だ
逃げ回れ逃げ回れ
掻き乱せ掻き乱せ
ギリギリのギリギリで
game over

らりらり あなたにはわからなくて結構(自律神経出張中)
ぱっぱっぱっぱっ 奇形な華を咲かせてみせよう(自律神経出張中)
馬鹿ばっか それでも他人から言われるとへこむじゃん(自律神経出張中)

嫌よ 嫌よ メランコリーは懲り懲りですよ(自律神経出張中)
ya ya ya ya 思考回路はショートしてます(自律神経出張中)
馬鹿ばっか 私は最高な負け犬人生を(自律神経出張中)

zoozoosea is out tomorrow. This is the first taste. It’s bad as all hell and I feel like I want this EP to be connected directly to my inner ear for permanent anger management. Why isn’t this what Kentacore is?

4 thoughts on “Nevermind, Ayuni D Has the Best BiSH Solo Project

  1. Had no idea that she could play an instrument! Also that’s Hisako Tabuchi (Number Girl, Bloodthirsty Butchers) on guitar. Now where is my Lingling screamo LP.

  2. Frankly, kind of meh with Aina/Chitti solos just now, in comparison to this AyuniD thingy which is way more edgy and fun. The sneer we saw hinted at in earlier mv’s has now been weaponized. Who knew? Evil Genius Producer strikes again! Can’t wait for the rest of the EP.

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